Tuesday Humor

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Inevitably, cat will have to thoroughly inspect every box that comes into the house. There have been times I’ve found her sitting or sleeping inside boxes that appear to be closed and empty. I can’t decided if she’s hiding from the little one (we have an agreement that I won’t tell kitten where she is if I find her. Yes, I know that’s silly, but cat was here first and I have loyalty to my little espresso bean.) or simply likes a bit of solitude at times. Most of the time, she is very social and likes to be around “the action” or prefers to be sleeping in the sun, as she likes to be warm. The little one is pure trouble. If I didn’t parent her, I suspect she’d hang from a chandelier.

Not Bingo

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I am one text message away from committing a murder. I rolled my eyes an additional 15 times today which was completely unnecessary, except that people insist on using “B4, UR, 2, GR8”, etc. in their messages to me. How hard is it to spell the Goddamn word out?! It’s one thing if it’s a short message, but “I’m gonna b late. Traffic.” is annoying. #1- NEVER TEXT AND DRIVE. #2- It takes half a second to add the extra “e”, especially when you’re verbally using a dictation to text app.

UGH!

In light of this, I’m considering new friends and family. All applications may be submitted for review. LOL.