Cat has been eyeing the feather duster for quite some time now. I do NOT think she has a sudden desire to start dusting.
Humor
I Won’t Be Impressed
Especially when I have a bizarre craving that doesn't go away no matter what I do.
Tuesday Humor
Inevitably, cat will have to thoroughly inspect every box that comes into the house. There have been times I've found her sitting or sleeping inside boxes that appear to be closed and empty. I can't decided if she's hiding from the little one (we have an agreement that I won't tell kitten where she is … Continue reading Tuesday Humor
Not Bingo
I am one text message away from committing a murder. I rolled my eyes an additional 15 times today which was completely unnecessary, except that people insist on using "B4, UR, 2, GR8", etc. in their messages to me. How hard is it to spell the Goddamn word out?! It's one thing if it's a … Continue reading Not Bingo
Skype Conversations: Part I
Him: Hey babe, what are you doing? Me: Trying to draw Kylie Jenner's lips. Him: WHO? Me: It requires more lip liner than five people have ever tried using in the 90's. Him: Is this a friend I haven't met? Me: No. Why? Him: Well, there's nothing wrong with your lips, so I don't understand … Continue reading Skype Conversations: Part I
Voice Mail
I was checking voice mail messages a little while ago. I find it oddly disturbing that there is a message from 3:09 a.m. No, it was not a booty call. It was actually from my brother, which would make the whole "booty call" thing extremely bizarre, but I'll leave that one for an episode of … Continue reading Voice Mail
I Probably Don’t Trust You If…
Author's Note: This Is Not A Limited Edition List 1) You’re a woman without any real female friends. Despite claims that “women are dramatic” or “every woman is a bitch” or “Men are so much easier to get along with.”, it just goes to show me that there is something fundamentally wrong with you. … Continue reading I Probably Don’t Trust You If…
Written by LISA MARINO-Molchanova 