Author's Note: This Is Not A Limited Edition List 1) You’re a woman without any real female friends. Despite claims that “women are dramatic” or “every woman is a bitch” or “Men are so much easier to get along with.”, it just goes to show me that there is something fundamentally wrong with you. … Continue reading I Probably Don’t Trust You If…
Humor
Saturday Or Caturday?
Saturday or Caturday? You decide.
The Best Part
I grasp the whole "I'm alive" concept, but when you're not sleeping well and you just want a few days where you sleep until the sun is high in the sky, waking up when it's still dark outside is fucking annoying. I desperately want to go back to bed! 😦
If You Look Into…
I thought I'd instill a bit of humor into this morning since I woke up in extraordinary pain and can't really find my "inner peace" at the moment. Having a sense of humor helps. 🙂 I wish I could just curl up with cat and kitten until the pain passes. Alas, kitten tried throwing me … Continue reading If You Look Into…
I Used To Talk To Myself…
Humor on a dark, rainy morning.
Dear People Of The World
I'm only partially laughing with this one. If I see one more person call themselves a writer and then use "alright" instead of "all right", I will be forced to report them to the Grammar Police. It's a major violation.
