I am one text message away from committing a murder. I rolled my eyes an additional 15 times today which was completely unnecessary, except that people insist on using “B4, UR, 2, GR8”, etc. in their messages to me. How hard is it to spell the Goddamn word out?! It’s one thing if it’s a short message, but “I’m gonna b late. Traffic.” is annoying. #1- NEVER TEXT AND DRIVE. #2- It takes half a second to add the extra “e”, especially when you’re verbally using a dictation to text app.

UGH!

In light of this, I’m considering new friends and family. All applications may be submitted for review. LOL.